Total Medals Earned: 128 (From 22 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,275 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/100 points)
Complete first 5 levels.
Complete first 9 levels.
Complete Lighbot.
Medals Earned: 9/12 (100/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (130/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Win without losing a life.
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Defeat Battbot
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 12/18 (165/460 points)
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 11/20 (180/495 points)
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Kill yourself.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Try out all swords.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 13/18 (275/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Trap the squirrel
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 15/30 (90/190 points)
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Step on the trap
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Get the pit death
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Race the wolf... and lose
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Beat a dead horse
Slay the beast
Get cut
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Pet the teddy
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Defeat Madness Mode!